A little spam game to play!

Well its like this. Someone before you says a wish and you have to grant there wish, with a twist. Then you say a wish
EXAMPLE!

(Persons wish)
I wish to be Famous!

(you post a reply like this)
You become famous! but its because you killed your family.
I Wish i was rich!

(the person who posts next)
You become rich! but all the money drives you mad and you are put away and cant spend it.
I wish to meet my one true love!

(Next person)
You meet your true love! But they hate you and wish to never see you!
I wish.....


AND SO ON!!
Have fun guys, try and be creative. Ill start.


I wish i could become invisable

You become invisible...
But no1 can see you and you get run over

I wish i had a girlfriend that i loved

You got a Girlfriend that you loved, but she started to cheat on you.

I wish i could aford my own house

You can afford your own house, but it's broken down and falling apart

I wish I can fly :3

you can fly, and the world thinks you're a freak.

i wish i can play god.

You can play god, you leave your who;le life behind and get to play god to a corrupt planet where there is no life.

I wishi had a pet panda!

You get a panda
But it EaTS you

i wish i was invincible

You become invincable but scientists get hold of you and run experements on you.

I wish Lag didnt exisit

Lag doesn't exist but computers were never made.

I wish I can make HUGE piles of poo

you make huge piles of poo
but you suffocate everyone on earth by the smell

I wish no life was created

No life was created but all life became death and everyone had to rot in hell.

I wish i never had to sleep

You never had to sleep, but....err....then.....I give up screw this one -.-"

I WISH I WISH I WAS A FISH

You become a fish bu a fisherman catches you and eats you.

I wish i never had to sleep (come on someone xP need a reply)

You never sleep, so you die of exhaustion. Phailz.

I wish I had infinite amounts of my favourite drink. :]

You get infinite amounts of your favorite drink, but I stole it.


I wish this wish won't be "twisted"

This thread never was, but you got really board and have nothing to do, (baring in mind its not reality xD)

I wish i could fly

You can fly but your not the first one cause I wished it first (look on first page)


I wish I can sleep on the clouds

You can sleep on a cloud but a storm was brewing and u fell into the sea


I wish I can breath fire

You can breathe fire, but you burn yourself to death

I wish I was a girl(:

You are a girl but you got raped by a group of jews



I wish i can wish.

You can wish but you wished you were a girl and got raped by a bunch of jews

I wish Michael Jackson would go to your house

micheal jackson went to my house but on his way here he broke his neck


I wish i can join the guild

You joined the guild but the guild died

I wish i didnt have to breath

( i know but i wanted to see what other ways people gould kill my flying wish)

you didnt had to breath but u soon had lung cancer

i wish i noe what im talkin about



(also why did te guild die)

you knew what you was talking about but it turned out to be usless crap and you died of boardem

i wish i didnt have hay fever

(the guild leader got banned, no leader, no guild)